Who wins a fight between two groups of six: the FRIENDS (Ross, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe), six young people from a popular '90s sitcom who sit around on a couch and ingest a drug (caffeine) or the kids from THAT '70S SHOW (Eric, Hyde, Kelso, Fez, Donna and Jackie), six young people from a popular '90s sitcom who sit around on a couch and ingest a drug (marijuana)?
This is a six-on-six fight, so the '70s kids don't get any help from the additional characters. Which is a good thing for the Friends, because Red Forman could crush them all single-handed.
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Monica strikes first, hyper competative as always.
Donna flattens her with her superior reach and red hair. (Unless it's later season, blonde Donna in which case it's a draw)
Rachel manages to find her original nose, and throw it in Jackie's face. Jackie is supremely grossed out. Advantage Rachel. But the hair needs so much maintenance it takes her out of the rest of the fight.
Kelso and Phoebe make out in the corner after making a deep and spiritual connection where each misunderstands what the other one is talking about. No help.
Which leaves Hyde and Fez vs. Ross and Chandler.
C'mon dude. Even before Fez goes all El Mariachi on Chandler's ass, it's fucking over.
Advantage: That 70's show.
Which leaves Hyde and Fez vs. Ross and Chandler.
C'mon dude. Even before Fez goes all El Mariachi on Chandler's ass, it's fucking over.
Advantage: That 70's show.
And where is Joey while all this is going on? On his lame spin-off?
Come to think of it, you left Eric out of the equation as well...
Riiiight. Like Eric is going to fight.
And like Joey can throw a punch. Give your head a shake, man.
Joey so could throw a punch. Joey could punch harder than anyone. I bet he could knock your face off.
"70s Show" kids would win fo' sho'. The "Friends" crew is old, man.
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