Friday, October 17, 2008

Grudge Match: Vera Peterson vs. Maris Crane

Battle of the invisible TV wives: Vera Peterson (Cheers) vs. Maris Crane (Frasier). The referee of the fight, of course, is Lars Lindstrom. Who wins the fight? Since we'll never see it anyway, will we even know who wins?

Vera presumably has the weight advantage, while Maris has the advantage of being more evil and ruthless, as well as actually having killed somebody.


Anonymous said...

Well, I was always a bigger fan of "Frasier" than I was of "Cheers", and as such I've become more of a Maris fan. So....go Maris!! Plus, she seems to be more cental to the stories more often than Vera ever was. So I'm sure that Maris would win the grudge match!

Anonymous said...

Maris would definitely win, as she is the devil.

Michael Jones said...

Agreed, Maris for sure!
Since you brought up Lars, how about him vs Carlton the Doorman?

Tom said...

Of course, by all accounts, a single sheet of typing paper has a weight advantage over Maris. Still I'll give it to Maris because it appears it only takes a well placed pie to the face to send Vera Peterson running home.

As for a Lars v.s. Carlton match, that goes to Lars hands down because he would leave the dirty work to Phyllis.