Saturday, April 21, 2007

Grudge Matches I'd Like To See: James Bond vs. Willy Wonka

James Bond is once again assigned to sneak into a madman's impenetrable fortress, get past his henchmen, and blow the place up. This time, the madman is Willy Wonka, the crazy proprietor of the Wonka chocolate factory.

Can Bond get past Wonka's various traps, Oompa-Loompa henchmen, etc. and blow the factory up the way he blew up all those other hideouts? Or is Wonka too wacky for Bond?


Mr. Semaj said...

Well, Willy Wonka has a lot of untested candy and machines that inflicts physical mutations onto people, and James Bond doesn't seem like the type who eats candy.

Wonka wins.

Anonymoose said...

But if James Bond doesn't have a sweet tooth and most of the danger is in eating the untested candy, wouldn't that give Bond the advantage?

Thomas Wayne said...

Here's an interesting case for fan-fiction (which you discussed recently). This is the type of stuff that would be great to see, but will never happen (by the studios, anyway). I like the idea!