Satan: Now I’m an old-fashioned guy. I believe in mothers, and family, and I think marriage is a sacred institution between one man and one woman for the begetting and raising of Anti-Christs. But my opponent seems to have a more “casual” view of it, since he married a prostitute.
Jesus: I did NOT!
Satan: Have you read the book?
Jesus: That was a novel!
Satan: Do you deny this story was widely printed?
Jesus: It was fiction!
Satan: Oh, I see. So 50 million people who read that book are all wrong, and you’re right. Tim, you see, this is why the people in this country don’t trust the media.
Thursday, June 08, 2006
"Meet The Press In Hell"
I'm not sure if this "World O' Crap" post, entitled "Meet the Press in Hell", is comedy or just a straightforward transcript that NBC forgot to post. But it's funny and true.