Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Flintstones Celebrities For Our Time

Really stupid, random thought: if modern-day celebrities appeared on The Flintstones, what would their names be changed to? Remember Ann-Margrock, Stoney Curtis, and so on; every celebrity needs to have a Flintstones-appropriate name. Some contemporary equivalents would be:

Jennifer Anistone
Tom Crust
Paleozoic Hilton
Brad Tar-Pitt
Brute Willis

Other suggestions?

6 comments:

  1. Christopher Rocken?
    Katie Courock?
    The game show "Win Ben Stone's Money?"

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  2. Kiefer Sutherock?
    Jerry Stonefeld?
    Sheryl Cro-magnon?
    Paris Piltdown?
    Sarah Jurassic Parker?

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  3. Alec Baldstone
    Patricia Rockette (star of the series "Meso" and sister-in-law of)
    Courtney Rocks-Rockette
    Matt Lemelblanc (I know)
    Lisa Kudrock
    William Peterstone, who plays Gil Gristone in the hit show "CSI" which is set in Rock Vegas

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  4. Stone Connery and Chuck No-rock.

    No-rock for the win.

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  5. Christina Apple-slate
    Jennifer Topaz

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  6. Anonymous5:52 AM

    Sharon Stonerock! BRILLIANT!

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