SCENE: Jellystone National Park.
A hunter tiptoes through the park with his gun, looking for rabbits. What he finds instead is the park ranger, who takes his gun and throws it in the river.
RANGER SMITH: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow hunting in Jellystone National Park.
ELMER FUDD: Why, you wascawwy wanger! You've wuined my twusty wifle! Pwepare to be eviscewated!
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Who wins a knock-out, drag-down brawl, without weapons, between the two most pathetic humans in cartoondom: ELMER FUDD, the foil of a wisecracking rabbit, or RANGER SMITH, the foil of a wisecracking bear?
Sunday, November 20, 2005
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