Missed It By That Much

Would you believe that the DVDs of "Get Smart," to be released next year, will outsell Star Wars episode 3? Would you believe that?

Well, would you believe that it will outsell "Friends?" Would you believe that?

How about if it outsells "Baretta: The Complete First Season?"

...Actually, tired old routines aside, I suspect it will sell very well.

And as spy shows go, "Get Smart" is certainly a lot better than "Alias," which is just as ridiculous but not as funny. Plus Agent 99 would unquestionably beat Sidney Bristow at just about anything.