I Am Porky Pig

The "Which Looney Tunes Character Are You" Test provides a fascinating, albeit sometimes misspelled, glimpse at our inner cartoon character.

As the subject line makes clear, I scored as Porky:

Non-aggressive, possibly shy, dapper, well-mannered, and likely far too hard on yourself, you are the prototypical conscientious friend who too often gets taken advantage of. Generally you don’t like to make a fuss and are more or less adverse to risk-taking. There are those out there who make entire careers out of manipulating people like you, and you should be very weary of them. Regardless, try taking a few risks and definitely stick up for yourself more. Maybe quit your safe but boring job, or ask that special person out. You are someone of high moral character and probably deserve far more out of life than you are settling with.

Kind of disappointing, but at least I wasn't Sylvester or Wile E. Coyote. And I knew I wasn't cool enough to be Bugs.